“But now the fire spreads to the farmlands, and the farmlands burn intensely at 425 degrees, creating millions of baked potatoes; and, as the farmlands burn, thousands of barns and farmhouses begin to explode from all the hidden methamphetamine labs. Then the meth chemicals run downhill into the rivers and streams where wild animals drink the water and get totally geeked on speed. Then bears and wolves amped up on crank start roaming the countryside, looking for people to eat… even though they’re not really hungry.”
The fact that Robert Downey Jr is threatening to leave Marvel unless Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett, and basically all his Marvel buddies get a pay raise really shows you that he is a great man, a human being, and never thinks of himself above others even if he jokes that he is above everyone else all the time.
Uhm, except for no, because they’re already making millions of dollars. If he were threatening to leave Marvel unless they donated money to some people who don’t even get to eat on a daily basis, then maybe that would warrant calling him “a great man”
“you cant have depression i saw you smile like five minutes ago stop crying”
I wish I could illegally download clothes
You’ll be able to soon, when 3-D printers become more prolific.
Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)
I’M FREE I’M FREE I’M FREE DANG IT
what am i doing with my life
*packs another bowl*
“…it’s the most obvious thing that comes up when you identify yourself as a feminist who’s also into BDSM. How does this work for me? Isn’t it a big ol’ conflict to be for equality and respect for all genders and then give a thumbs-up to men leading women around on leashes and hitting them with whips?
My usual flippant answer—which also happens to be my most emotionally honest—is that it’s like asking how I can be a feminist and keep guinea pigs. What do my hobbies have to do with anything? Kink is just a fun activity that involves a different part of my personality.
A deeper answer is that it’s pleasurable for everyone involved. The things I think of as feministically troubling are things that harm someone. Job and school discrimination harm women economically. Sexism harms women emotionally. Violence harms women physically and emotionally. Receiving pain in BDSM makes me feel strong, makes me feel desired, makes me feel present in the moment, makes me feel alive. (Also, makes me feel extraordinarily horny and kinda high.) I know that’s not proof that it’s good for me or for women, but… it’s a significant piece of evidence. I put up with misogynist environments sometimes because they’re the path of least resistance for my personal goals; BDSM requires absolutely no “putting up with.” Good kink experiences are personal goals in themselves.”